PIPPAPOSTING V2

[famous artist pipkun]

the master baiter has come up with good ratts:
*pippa got her us passport but forgot to get a japanese travel visa. shes stewing at home not knowing how to pretend shes in japan because she'd never live it down if we found out.

*pippa went to japan and the other girls made fun of her for being fugly

*conversely, pippa went to japan and the other girls are mad jelly because shes the prettiest one there

*papakin went along

*another family member killed themselves and she wants to mourn this one.

*shes back in NC talking to a revenue agent because she fucked up her taxes.

 

[Planetary Bombardment]

Are we doing fanfiction now?

Alright, so Pippa was going to Japan, and Muumi had been sent to tard wrangle. But Pippa had never flown before and no one went over the luggage rules with her. Sister Rabbit shows up to the airport with a carryon and three trash bags full of plushies. An argument ensues and she dives through the conveyor curtain into the secure area, dragging all three sacks behind her. Fearing another Sky King incident, the airport goes on lockdown and fat TSA agents begin pursuit. Nearly an hour goes by and they finally locate the feral lagomorph in the cargo terminal. Two officers have to be treated for bite wounds and another for a broken nose. Everything is suppressed in the media.

Fishman presently in shambles trying to spin a good cover story.

 

[Henri]

*conversely, pippa went to japan and the other girls are mad jelly because shes the prettiest one there

This is the only reality that can be real.

 

[Eat em and breed em]

This is the only reality that can be real.

Spoiler

From Chromu and Filian's description of her

 

[xX_KenpachiNarutoSlayer420_Xx]

Spoiler

From Chromu and Filian's description of her

Pippa is overpowered in d&d; she gets 5ft reach for free

 

[Bronze]

Spoiler: Blue Pippa stream

 

[Hff201]

I wonder what a Live Guraposting thread would look like by now?

 

[DrStupid]

I'm feeling a bit schizo right now, so I will share a personal rrat.

Spoiler

She's the model for Luwud 's Pippa hoodie.

 

[DogBone]

Are we doing fanfiction now?

Alright, so Pippa was going to Japan, and Muumi had been sent to tard wrangle. But Pippa had never flown before and no one went over the luggage rules with her. Sister Rabbit shows up to the airport with a carryon and three trash bags full of plushies. An argument ensues and she dives through the conveyor curtain into the secure area, dragging all three sacks behind her. Fearing another Sky King incident, the airport goes on lockdown and fat TSA agents begin pursuit. Nearly an hour goes by and they finally locate the feral lagomorph in the cargo terminal. Two officers have to be treated for bite wounds and another for a broken nose. Everything is suppressed in the media.

Fishman presently in shambles trying to spin a good cover story.

Here is my theory for why Pippa no stream.

Breederkin is about to do a flip because she ruined her life by becoming a race traitor single mom. Papakin and Mamakin conscript Pippa to help her sister by getting the entire family and their stuff to move them back to where her parents live.

They go on a road trip across the entire continental United States. On the way, Pippa and Breederkin laugh, struggle, and eventually learn to love each other as sisters again. Pippa spends quality time with her half-orc nieces and/or nephews, and they all discover the power of love and the importance of family.

 

[Hff201]

I'm feeling a bit schizo right now, so I will share a personal rrat.

Spoiler

She's the model for Luwud 's Pippa hoodie.

Archive

Yeah, this definitely matches everything we know about her.

 

[God's Wingiest Winger]

I still wouldn't be surprised if in the end Yuri DID get terminated for some petty shit so who knows. I still contend that the better Phase talents are gen 1 and Invaders so if he got rid of Yuri and IF it was petty then I could see him doing it to someone else if he is too fixated on the non-streamer side. Free work, singing etc. Pippa is number 1 through streaming which she should but gen 2 and 3 feel like he is actively scouting people he can put to work. I dunno, I'm going to remain suspicious at least (mainly because of the uncompensated work thing)

 

[xX_KenpachiNarutoSlayer420_Xx]

Archive

Yeah, this definitely matches everything we know about her.

Really "built like Slenderman", that one

 

[DrStupid]

Archive

Yeah, this definitely matches everything we know about her.

lemme cope in peace. I don't care if the skin tone of the feet pics doesn't match.

 

[DTrp]

Really "built like Slenderman", that one

they (chromuchromu & filian) were being facetious.

 

[Arznbae]

Archive

Yeah, this definitely matches everything we know about her.

I can spot that hint of native blood


I think.

 

[God's Fattest Moojisan]

I wonder what a Live Guraposting thread would look like by now?

 

[Titanosaurus]

lemme cope in peace. I don't care if the skin tone of the feet pics doesn't match.

The thighs are way too thick too

I still wouldn't be surprised if in the end Yuri DID get terminated for some petty shit so who knows. I still contend that the better Phase talents are gen 1 and Invaders so if he got rid of Yuri and IF it was petty then I could see him doing it to someone else if he is too fixated on the non-streamer side. Free work, singing etc. Pippa is number 1 through streaming which she should but gen 2 and 3 feel like he is actively scouting people he can put to work. I dunno, I'm going to remain suspicious at least (mainly because of the uncompensated work thing)

I would be devastated if Pippa got canned. I might just be done with Vtubers if that happened

 

[DogBone]

The thighs are way too thick too

I would be devastated if Pippa got canned. I might just be done with Vtubers if that happened

On the bright side, I think Pippa would do pretty well indie. The only issue, imo, is not having wranglers that could support her when she's menhera. Now that she's moved, she doesn't have that support network she had with her friends, like Sleepy. I guess she could always hire a manager, which would be doable with her level of popularity. Pippakistanis are insane and would follow her anywhere, so I don't think she'd need to worry about money or ccv.

 

[kingcaid]

Proctor just confirmed that Pippa was killed by Reticule. Draw and quarter Reticule immediately.
EDIT: THHRANG JUST TOOK RESPONSIBILITY FOR THIS THREAD LIVE ON STREAM I KNEW HE LOVED US.

 

[thhrang]

Proctor the on-the-ground journalist just confirmed live on stream a moment ago that Reticule got to Pippa and she is confirmed deceased. He refrained from commenting on what Reticule had done to her meats, but he sounded pretty shaken up. Reticule is still at large.