Nijisanji L Collection

[God's Strongest Dragoon]

I'm going to apply then scream slurs on my debut
Wish me luck boys

Imagine a new gen debuts and they all do that one by one.

 

[DanchousLoyalHamu]

That reminded me. Dude had a chimpout because he got one guy'd again.

Speaking of this.

a few hours ago Rima did a stream talking about what happened and basically giving her statement on the matter.

 

[x Hades Stamps]

All actual problems that make it look so horrible come from lighting!
They have complicated, and frankly excessive, lightshow, but then they grabbed some average-ish color and flooded models with it. And even this slopjob is NOT FUCKING SYNCED!!! They had whole year to sufficiently reproduce lightshow in whatever software they use for rendering, and they did NOTHING!

Yes, but coming from an IRL performer, bad lighting can ruin an otherwise good show. It’s also harder to light things properly in the real world due to it being bound by laws of the real world. Even compared to augmented reality, with the virtual world being superimposed on top of said real world.

So what is the next audition? "18+ coomer" audition?

Please don’t give them any ideas.

Add legally distinct Popkun Poppa edgy hare guy.

No relation to Pipkin Pippa. I mean who?

0% audition, get paid with exposure.

Don’t you be giving them any ideas, either.

 

[PleaseCheckYourReceipts]

Investors aren't happy with Cover because they're unwilling to cut every corner possible to fuel profit and to grow faster even though they're still growing very fast.

Investors aren't happy with Anycolor because they're willing to cut every corner possible to fuel profit and to grow faster but their growth is slowing down and the only non-domestic branch is imploding like all their other attempts to expand to outside markets.

There's a very big difference between those two simple data points. When a company straight up tells greedy investors that they're not going to be greedy as fuck, investors get pissed because a lot of them just want to see the growth in any way possible and expect a company to only care about that. For Anycolor, it's a far worse situation where they have to explain to their investors that they're trying but failing to do what they want. Both these companies still have their Q4 coming up.

Neither corpo is gonna die due to stocks, or get taken over and destroyed by investors since both own the vast majority of their shares. The only difference between Cover and Anycolor when it comes to stocks is that Cover got an essentially free studio out of it while Niji wasted the same amount on pumping their worthless stock.

There are actually many people saying that Cover should repurchase their stocks during the dip, idk what implications that has or if it's even a smart decision.

As a very practical matter, "investors" don't exist (in common discussion parlance), have no actual sway and have no desires. The creation of the fictional "investors" is a myth pushed by Financial Media so they can claim to have a logical reason to still exist when they've always been PR Agents for someone trying to make money off a position. For any decently capitalized stock, what matters is a sustained in flow/out flow that can support larger institutional positions. Considering both Anycolor and Cover are still majority controlled (especially in Cover's case, being only a very small float of the total shares) by individuals, those individuals are the only ones that actually matter. The stock price simply isn't relevant unless they've decided its relevant.

Cover used making some of their stock public as a funding round, which is classically the point. Anycolor used it as a Tech Bro leverage play, which is why they clearly care a lot more about the number than Cover ever will.

 

[Pencilfreak]

Everyone should apply

Those poor idiot indie vtubers willfully ignore repercussion former Niji members faced. I kid you not I have no sympathy to those newbies who join that corpo just to meet their oshis and/or want a better life/income and exposure.

 

[MerelyTourist]

Those poor idiot indie vtubers willfully ignore repercussion former Niji members faced. I kid you not I have no sympathy to those newbies who join that corpo just to meet their oshis and/or want a better life/income and exposure.

Yeah. Gotta remind them how the whole "meeting oshii" and "better income" thing worked for Vivi.

 

[Seth]

Going back to the Kuro sperging. He even threw a fit on stream apparently. I got a twitter clip.


Thread archive + clip



I tried looking for the exact stream but it seems it has been privated/deleted.
Gotta love the guy giving the most Vague tweet i have seen in a while and act like a little bitch when people take his tweet the wrong way.

 

[Big PiPi Energy]

Everyone should apply

Oh boy, I can't wait to see all of the new 2views they hire, since no actual self respecting vtuber would bother at this point. That and people from /vt/ trying to get insider info or shit up the place even more.

On second though...yeah, I actually am excited. A new wave is exactly the dumpster fire we need.

 

[Aquatic Novellite]

Investors aren't happy with Cover because they're unwilling to cut every corner possible to fuel profit and to grow faster even though they're still growing very fast.

Investors aren't happy with Anycolor because they're willing to cut every corner possible to fuel profit and to grow faster but their growth is slowing down and the only non-domestic branch is imploding like all their other attempts to expand to outside markets.

There's a very big difference between those two simple data points. When a company straight up tells greedy investors that they're not going to be greedy as fuck, investors get pissed because a lot of them just want to see the growth in any way possible and expect a company to only care about that. For Anycolor, it's a far worse situation where they have to explain to their investors that they're trying but failing to do what they want. Both these companies still have their Q4 coming up.

More importantly, the stock market isn't really driven by the decisions of hobby investors.

It's driven by algorithms and the decisions of hedgefund managers (which use algorithms).

The algorithms don't see an amazing Holofes and a lame Niji concert. The algorithms see "Stock with tag "Virtual Youtuber" goes down", and apply a negative value change to all stocks with tag "Virtual Youtuber".

Funny thing is, the algorithms are in fact better than human traders, and long term, they correct incorrect valuations quite efficiently (e.g. Cover's next quarterly should course correct upwards). But in the short term, they can have hilarious results (there was a case some years back where a company just added an assload of Metaverse and crypto tags to its stock and exploded in value despite having precisely dickall to do with any of that techbro shit).

 

[UberSoldat]

Going back to the Kuro sperging. He even threw a fit on stream apparently. I got a twitter clip.


Thread archive + clip



I tried looking for the exact stream but it seems it has been privated/deleted.
Gotta love the guy giving the most Vague tweet i have seen in a while and act like a little bitch when people take his tweet the wrong way.

May I ask, what even is the point of him being in Vshojo? What does he offer them at this point? Also nice to know he still gets one-guyed even post-Niji.

 

[Limkin]

What the fuck is "Regular" Audition?

Is it different from previous audition?

So what is the next audition? "18+ coomer" audition?

In fact - yes, their previous audition was them huffed up on their ass farts and demanding that people only try to join if they are talented at singing, dancing, producing music and are willing to go hard in playing a character during streams. Just about every question in that audition was asking for your credentials in this areas, making it plainly obvious if you can't provide examples they will throw your audition into the trash bin. They are also time gated, so once the timer is off you can't apply anymore.
I will make a wild guess and say they had zero applications meeting their demands, because anyone at that level would rather wait for a couple more years and spam Holo inbox, while grinding as an indie to get even more recognition in the scene and higher chances next time they send their resume
This is a grim admission that anyone with talent will not apply to their company anymore, and last audition was before any scandals making current situation even worse. They already scraped the bottom of the barrel with last couple of waves, this is breaking through the floor and trying to pump out dirt water from the ground acting like it's wine. But hey, at least the new livers will be undoxxable, because they will be literal noones with a couple subscribers on their PL if even that

 

[MerelyTourist]

May I ask, what even is the point of him being in Vshojo? What does he offer them at this point? Also nice to know he still gets one-guyed even post-Niji.

Same as everyone else - merch sales. He still should be selling a lot.

But please someone tardwrangle him to stop his vagueposting whining. Either fuck gag contract and say it clearly or shut up and deal with your former corpo being black and shat on for every nothingburger. He even got a therapist, go tell him all of this! Maybe call Kamii or Mata if you can't control your whining enuree.

 

[Malchior]

In fact - yes, their previous audition was them huffed up on their ass farts and demanding that people only try to join if they are talented at singing, dancing, producing music and are willing to go hard in playing a character during streams. Just about every question in that audition was asking for your credentials in this areas, making it plainly obvious if you can't provide examples they will throw your audition into the trash bin. They are also time gated, so once the timer is off you can't apply anymore.
I will make a wild guess and say they had zero applications meeting their demands, because anyone at that level would rather wait for a couple more years and spam Holo inbox, while grinding as an indie to get even more recognition in the scene and higher chances next time they send their resume
This is a grim admission that anyone with talent will not apply to their company anymore, and last audition was before any scandals making current situation even worse. They already scraped the bottom of the barrel with last couple of waves, this is breaking through the floor and trying to pump out dirt water from the ground acting like it's wine. But hey, at least the new livers will be undoxxable, because they will be literal noones with a couple subscribers on their PL if even that

I agree with all but the last part.

Being unknown don't make you opsec good, there's just no drive to go against a John/Jane doe... the problem is if Niji accept people that should be in a Denny's parking lot, they will be so unstable that would probably just be the last straw... but Daddy Tazumi needs a way to replace the play buttons he should've gained with the former Niji members.

 

[NotDecatto]

Going back to the Kuro sperging. He even threw a fit on stream apparently. I got a twitter clip.


Thread archive + clip



I tried looking for the exact stream but it seems it has been privated/deleted.
Gotta love the guy giving the most Vague tweet i have seen in a while and act like a little bitch when people take his tweet the wrong way.

Now imagine a majority of the livers there acting like Kuro and it’ll just be a toxic environment of entitlement on one side and bullied talents who are trying to do their own things.

I hope he fumbles to eventual obscurity.

 

[Stunned But Dumb]

You know, for a bit there I thought that Kuro would be surpassed when it comes to getting one-guy'd. Surely others have shown that they can challenge him for the throne. But he proves exactly why he is king once again. Not only getting one guy'd off of your alt, separate from your other alt, made specifically for being one-guy'd but going right into your main. Then continuing live on stream the next day? Truly an art form.

You are all watching a master at work

 

[tgmslc]

. will make a wild guess and say they had zero applications meeting their demands, because anyone at that level would rather wait for a couple more years and spam Holo inbox, while grinding as an indie to get even more recognition in the scene and higher chances next time they send their resume

Well, knowing what we know now about NijiEN why would you ever apply unless you're already a personal friend of a popular Niji liver? At this point, it looks like joining somewhere like Phase Connect or even Idol is probably a better long-term deal.

 

[Todd's Strongest Howard]

I'm going to apply then scream slurs on my debut
Wish me luck boys

I'll know how many new wave members are inmates when they're all terminated immediately on debut. What are the chances they debut an entire wave they have to terminate right away for the same reason?

Pretty high actually, come to think of it.

Those poor idiot indie vtubers willfully ignore repercussion former Niji members faced. I kid you not I have no sympathy to those newbies who join that corpo just to meet their oshis and/or want a better life/income and exposure.

My oshis are indie now, I no longer need to join a corpo to meet them. I don't consider Vshojo enough of a barrier.

Oh boy, I can't wait to see all of the new 2views they hire, since no actual self respecting vtuber would bother at this point. That and people from /vt/ trying to get insider info or shit up the place even more.

On second though...yeah, I actually am excited. A new wave is exactly the dumpster fire we need.

No longer getting people with aspirations of growth and fame, but chaos gremlins looking to cause trouble and stir shit. Very appropriate new direction.

 

[Nigel Nigerman]

Going back to the Kuro sperging. He even threw a fit on stream apparently. I got a twitter clip.


Thread archive + clip



I tried looking for the exact stream but it seems it has been privated/deleted.
Gotta love the guy giving the most Vague tweet i have seen in a while and act like a little bitch when people take his tweet the wrong way.

Fuck Kuro/Mysta/Mika's buttwife. He has already made it and is just being a big fucking Flip idiot. He always has the option to just STFU but instead wanted the internet clout and just keeps getting one guy'd. To hell with him, I hope he gets one guy'd so bad he microwaves himself.

This also proves to never let a Flip and Brit mate, the retardation would be sky high.
Yes I'm talking about you @Awoogers if you ever decides to go to Britbong land and impregnate Rin I will personally go to that hellhole place you're living in and castrate you with a rusty axe.

Oh boy, I can't wait to see all of the new 2views they hire, since no actual self respecting vtuber would bother at this point. That and people from /vt/ trying to get insider info or shit up the place even more.

On second though...yeah, I actually am excited. A new wave is exactly the dumpster fire we need.

I feel for the upcoming waves that'll debut. They don't deserve the hate but will probably get it because of those dramafag fans wanting blood.

 

[fortnitesmasherX]

the problem is if Niji accept people that should be in a Denny's parking lot, they will be so unstable that would probably just be the last straw.

I agree. Those are people that would fit in better in Phase.

 

[x Hades Stamps]

On second though...yeah, I actually am excited. A new wave is exactly the dumpster fire we need.

Burn, baby! Burn!

Being unknown don't make you opsec good, there's just no drive to go against a John/Jane doe...

And literal nobodies do, in fact, get doxed.