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General Thread v2: Enhanced Segregation Techniques!

Hff201

Pippa Fan, Failed Normalfriend
Early Adopter
Joined:  Sep 13, 2022
Come on, guys.

Proctor said he doesn't watch whores, plural. He's allowed to watch one.
 

I Wanna Die

Don't do drugs, blow all your money on vtubers
Joined:  Nov 15, 2023
Do these rules need to be adapted for male chuubas or do they count as is? Want to know if my Oshii is a whore.
Male chuuba's are all sexpests.
 

SomeRando

Well-known member
Joined:  May 19, 2023


Aurelia is finishing up watching Helsreach, pretty fun. She's a 40k themed vtuber if you haven't encountered her.
 

Sankisei

HOLOLIVE SAIKYO
Joined:  Feb 23, 2023
If a Chuuba shall ever

A: Profit off of her own sexual acts or sexuality;
This is actually a good one
But then that means the ones that do it for free are not whores
Come on, guys.

Proctor said he doesn't watch whores, plural. He's allowed to watch one.
 

God's Strongest Mozumite

Gaod help me.
Early Adopter
ENTERING FLAVOR COUNTRY
Joined:  Oct 28, 2022
You guys should check out this beary good ASMR stream :smugina:
 

Negzana

Well-known member
Joined:  Apr 15, 2023
Wait, did I miss something? I know tons of the JP girls are whores, but I don't remember anything about Aki besides being a dance instructor or fitness coach or something. Or is this some other unrelated 'Aki'.
I knew she was degen but I thought it was fairly "tame" lewd ASMR stuff, nah she goes full on. It's in the degeneracy thread.

Doesn't matter because she's doing well in Hololive and isn't as smart as a bag of bricks like her genmate so won't have any situation where she has to go back to that as her primary career.
 

Helmet-kun

I can't stop repeating words in longposts :(
Joined:  Feb 29, 2024
I think you've confused haram and halal.
Yes, but we don't have a halal emote. :pippasadl:

Do these rules need to be adapted for male chuubas or do they count as is? Want to know if my Oshii is a whore.
If a Male Chuuba shall:

A: Steal from another Chuuba, his hand shall be chopped off;

B: Have sexual relations with a female Chuuba, he shall be stoned to death;

C: Be accused of having had sex with anyone else, he shall receive 80 lashes.

Other than that go wild. Oh, also, if anyone questions these laws or any perceived unfairness between them they should be stoned as well for heresy.
 

thirteenorphans

Well-known member
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
When you breathe, you inhale air which most likely contains multiple penis particles. Therefore if she breathes, she's a thot. This also applies to all of you fuckers too so therefore if you breathe, you're gay. Not me though, I said no homo.
 

Negzana

Well-known member
Joined:  Apr 15, 2023
When you breathe, you inhale air which most likely contains multiple penis particles. Therefore if she breathes, she's a thot. This also applies to all of you fuckers too so therefore if you breathe, you're gay. Not me though, I said no homo.
I'm not gay

I miss Lia, when is she streaming uuuu
 

shipmate_F

menhera addicted sister
Joined:  Jun 21, 2023
This is actually a good one
But then that means the ones that do it for free are not whores
Yes, they're sluts (good). There's huge difference between being a thot (she expects to gain something) and being free-spirited (she's just a funny gooner).

Speaking of, Gumpai is live


And Clio for the hag enjoyers
 

kanpainiggi

Well-known member
Joined:  Apr 24, 2023

VSoyBoy

Well-known member
Joined:  Feb 16, 2024
Proctor, cuck chair.

Cuck chair, Proctor.

I feel the two of you would make such good friends.
Remastering one of my best works:
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When did we get to the point of Proctor being a cuck again?
 

Nenélove

Malding, seething and shitting
Early Adopter
Nene's Pet Latinx
Latinx/Latine
Joined:  Sep 16, 2022
Out of sheer boredom I decided to look around and see how many micro corpos I could find on twitter, some of these have been posted before I'm sure but a lot of these seem to have been around for a while.

First up we have Project Phoenix, a Gr-Agency whatever that means, they're currently looking for talent managers


Next we have V-Next, a Thailand based agency. Don't know anything about them other than that.


Aegis link, a US based "agency" is going to open up auditions soon. Currently they're only looking for female talents but the next gen may be open to male applicants as well.


I think someone posted Glitch Stars on here at some point but I'm too lazy to check.


I think I've seen Bondlive EN come up once or twice here but they're currently accepting applications for that scam Iriam app

I think this one is more of a group than a legit agency but MoxiesKlubhouse is still accepting applications also I think they are furries :beataniugh:


And lastly, OshiLink will be debuting their first gen starting may 25th

I can't wait to see all of them implode.
When you breathe, you inhale air which most likely contains multiple penis particles. Therefore if she breathes, she's a thot. This also applies to all of you fuckers too so therefore if you breathe, you're gay. Not me though, I said no homo.
What if you and your oshi sew your mouths and noses together and only breathe each other's exhales?
 

Nigel Nigerman

is the virtual reincarnation of George Floyd.
Joined:  Dec 22, 2022
Remastering one of my best works:
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When did we get to the point of Proctor being a cuck again?
Everytime he has a woman moment Kirsche lets him sit in the cuck chair just to calm him down while she burns out her Hitachi on herself. He just sits there and stares. Menacingly.
 

Furious George

Low & Lazy
Joined:  Sep 25, 2022
Luto1 - Copy.jpg
 

VSoyBoy

Well-known member
Joined:  Feb 16, 2024
What if you and your oshi sew your mouths and noses together and only breathe each other's exhales?
...and other wacky suicide pact ideas for the whole family.
 

Dawifet

I love my dumb dorky nephilim
Namirin's Husband
Joined:  Nov 28, 2022

Security

irc.rizon.net #TheVirtualAsylum
Joined:  Jun 28, 2023
HEY GUYS.

HEY GUYS.

REMEMBER WHEN EVERYONE DEFENDED MELODY AS BEING A 'GOOD LEWDTUBER' BECAUSE SHE 'ALWAYS KEPT THAT SHIT ON CHATURBATE'?



Your whore is escalating. Told you so.


As I recall, she stated like a year ago or so that she got her certification to teach sex ed in schools.

I told my friend that her teaching sex ed means she'll be arrested for sexual assault of a minor within ten years.

One year down, nine to go.
 

LurkerD

The lurker formally known as Drax
Joined:  Dec 2, 2022
Please explain how releasing a lewd doujin onto a random hentai website is the equivalent of doing a sex toy ad on your main channel you supposedly reserve for 'regular content'.

That's why I bring it up. Melody is given a pass because she 'keeps her lewd stuff separate from her main account'. She definitely isn't here, so I'm pointing out the defence no longer applies.

They aren't equivalent, Melody is defiantly the bigger whore, but they are on the same scale.

As I recall, she stated like a year ago or so that she got her certification to teach sex ed in schools.

I told my friend that her teaching sex ed means she'll be arrested for sexual assault of a minor within ten years.

One year down, nine to go.

Who in there right mind allows her near children?
 

Security

irc.rizon.net #TheVirtualAsylum
Joined:  Jun 28, 2023
Who in there right mind allows her near children?

Have you not seen what Western governments have been doing for the past decade?
 
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